Mother Fucking Challah Rolls

Disclaimer: Opinions of The Last Jewish Waiter are not necessarily those of Katz’s Deli. Mother fucking Challah Rolls. How long can I blog about this? I’m like six posts in, and i think I’m done. Who wants to read about these horrible moments in a life? It was the end of a grueling double when […]

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Cuban Sandwich

Disclaimer: Opinions of The Last Jewish Waiter are not necessarily those of Katz’s Deli. It’s Friday morning, spring time in New York. We had a long winter and spring is just a wonderful time to be alive! Things are greening up, and warming up, and becoming just very pleasant in general. Everywhere but inside Katz’s […]

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Easy Going Jews

Disclaimer: Opinions of The Last Jewish Waiter are not necessarily those of Katz’s Deli. I think my favorites are the rich, easy going Jews from the south making their pilgrimage to the birthplace of modern deli. They are so delighted with everything, especially me, they are totally grateful for the treatment. They will order anything […]

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Who Are These People?

I was standing in the front of the store, it was a Sunday night and I was beat. I am a waiter at Katz’s. Easily the most absurd job I’ve ever had, and I have had some seriously absurd jobs in my life.  At Katz’s, it’s busy! Like super busy, I don’t know how to […]

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French Fries

It was a busy Saturday lunch, and I am hustling. When I say busy I mean BUSY. So many people you wonder why they come, is the food so good that all these idiots come at once? Maybe it is, but come on now. Anyhow, I have a table with 6 blonde rosy cheeked mid […]

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Is It Too Early To Start Hating Boston Again?

I went in early to work with Marty who I affectionately call ‘The first Jewish Waiter’. Typical breakfast bullshit, I order two blintzes for one table, and they were made 20 minutes apart. That is always bad. Luckily nobody got hurt. Today was special because it is game one of the Knicks playoffs, and I […]

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